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    Quote Originally Posted by mallisarealperson View Post
    Most CUK regulars will be untroubled.
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    News just gets more like Monty Python every day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    Most CUK regulars will be untroubled.

    Your left hand is going to feel unloved for a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    Your left hand is going to feel unloved for a while.
    You are forbidden to change hands when wanking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    You are forbidden to change hands when wanking.
    We are still talking about MP's right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mallisarealperson View Post
    We are still talking about MP's right.
    One lapse of judgment at a client Christmas do and Mary Poppins is forever tarred. It's not on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    You are forbidden to change hands when wanking.
    Since when was 1 hand sufficient

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    Quote Originally Posted by mallisarealperson View Post
    I thought they had established mistresses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d000hg View Post
    I thought they had established mistresses.
    Boris has only an established mistress?

    He's got a vacancy now he's divorced.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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