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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    I wondered why the extra large rubber gloves were so cheap
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    I'm trying to think of a good way of recycling condoms but I ain't got nuthin'

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    #sterile #monogamous

    What are condoms for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    I'm trying to think of a good way of recycling condoms but I ain't got nuthin'
    How about a nice dress?


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    I don't think even Lady Gaga would wear that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenshaw View Post
    How about a nice dress?

    Proof that condoms work to stop you getting pregnant. There ain't no way anyone is going near someone wearing that.
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    Many years ago, my brother went to Goa, and saw children pulling used condoms out of raw sewage so they could be rinsed (in presumably dirty water) and resold. I'd like to see the public health slogan behind that. "Avoid AIDS, choose typhoid" was the best I could come up with at the time...
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