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    Drink gin, not water!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    Drink gin, not water!

    Real Ale & Scotch but agree the principle!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    Real Ale & Scotch but agree the principle!
    I was going to asterisk it with 'other beverages are available' but knew that sensible people wouldn't need such a qualifier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    I'm not the one who posts about brexit in General or compares us to Russia during the German Blockade and looks forward to eating brexiteers.

    Your definition of normal is far short of mine.
    Nope, you post about shagging other people's mothers...
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    Residents were also told including to not to go up their noses while taking a shower or bath.
    How on earth could you not notice one of these buggers going up your nose?




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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    Nope, you post about shagging other people's mothers...

    That's alright son!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    Nope, you post about shagging other people's mothers...
    Perfectly normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenshaw View Post
    How on earth could you not notice one of these buggers going up your nose?



    I read some survival book that said never piss directly into water in the tropics, either hit something solid and make the flow break or get in the water and piss while you are clothed. Things can swim faster than your flow.

    I always though it was BS, I googled it there...

    BBC - Earth - Would the candiru fish really eat your genitals?

    and got as far as "amputate the penis"

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    Never have done since I worked in the Middle East and all the water comes from desalination plants and tastes absolutely rank.

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