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    #21
    Got to be lion taming

    Monty Python's - Lion Tamer Accountant - YouTube

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      #22
      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
      Social Care

      Government Services

      Administration

      Chef and Cake decorator were options for me .... even though I strongly disagreed with the "Using my hands or tools" question

      Beans on toast cake, anyone?
      I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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        #23
        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
        It crashed then eventually came back with
        - Celebrant (conducts ceremonies like weddings, naming ceremonies)
        - Chauffeur
        - Pest Controller
        You should be a MOD on here
        I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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          #24
          Psyciatrist (and Im already a mentalist !)
          Criminal Intelligence Analyst
          or
          Archeology.

          So a few options, all in the same ballpark!!

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            #25
            Originally posted by Whorty View Post
            Chef and Cake decorator were options for me ....
            I have little doubt.

            One can only admire the accuracy of the algorithms used to produce that result.

            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #26
              Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
              I have little doubt.

              One can only admire the accuracy of the algorithms used to produce that result.

              How dull and predictable. You even have to pollute friendly threads with your vileness. Well done
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #27
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                I have little doubt.

                One can only admire the accuracy of the algorithms used to produce that result.


                Tatty consulting involved?


                You want an rocket scientist? We have 3000 experts, 50 of them have actually landed on Mars.

                Available at £150 a day....
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Whorty View Post
                  How dull and predictable. You even have to pollute friendly threads with your vileness. Well done
                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #29
                    Sports professional, boxer or football referee. But I did select "Strongly Agree" or "Yes" to everything and the first category.

                    I then did it as Pooper and got:

                    Your answers show that:


                    Because of your answers, we could not recommend any job categories. You might want to go through the assessment again to check that your responses were correct.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                      Sports professional, boxer or football referee. But I did select "Strongly Agree" or "Yes" to everything and the first category.

                      I then did it as Pooper and got:
                      Looks like Politics is your only option then...................but which Party?

                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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