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    #41
    Originally posted by edison View Post
    I answered the questions truthfully and was suggested boxer, funeral director and cake decorator amongst others

    Seriously, who created this completely and utterly tulipe system???
    Suity!

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      #42
      Astronomer
      Healthcare science assistant
      Nanotechnologist

      Tax adviser
      Stockbroker
      Pensions adviser

      Actor
      Copy Editor
      Male Prostitute

      Office Manager
      Estates Manager
      Construction Manager
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #43
        Originally posted by Paddy View Post
        Astronomer
        Healthcare science assistant
        Nanotechnologist

        Tax adviser
        Stockbroker
        Pensions adviser

        Actor
        Copy Editor
        Male Prostitute

        Office Manager
        Estates Manager
        Construction Manager
        One out of twelve ain’t bad.

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          #44
          Originally posted by edison View Post
          I answered the questions truthfully and was suggested boxer, funeral director and cake decorator amongst others

          Seriously, who created this completely and utterly tulipe system???
          Maybe we should set up a new company together decorating cakes ... and if the customers don't pay up you can beat them senseless, and then bury them
          I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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            #45
            Originally posted by Whorty View Post
            Maybe we should set up a new company together decorating cakes ... and if the customers don't pay up you can beat them senseless, and then bury them
            That sounds a promising idea....

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              #46
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              Sports professional, boxer or football referee. But I did select "Strongly Agree" or "Yes" to everything and the first category.
              Funny how boxer comes up a lot. I saw a female headhunter on LinkedIn also posting she got boxer just like the two of us...

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                #47
                I'll tell you what - a chimney sweep.

                Just phoned my usual chap and he won't be able to come and service my flue until January!

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                  #48
                  Cartographer or Business Analyst - hurrah!

                  Hold on though - don't cartographers need a degree in Geography or something??
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by The Bona Fide View Post
                    I'll tell you what - a chimney sweep.

                    Just phoned my usual chap and he won't be able to come and service my flue until January!
                    If a bird from Yorkshire asks you to do that, it means something completely different.
                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by cojak View Post
                      Cartographer or Business Analyst - hurrah!

                      Hold on though - don't cartographers need a degree in Geography or something??
                      Why?
                      Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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