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This makes me want to puke!

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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Should have been an employee. Could have sat on my arse for the last 201 days getting paid to go cycling, or masturbating like a chimp
    Well, that was a waste of a non-disclosure agreement...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #12
      Originally posted by Mordac View Post
      Well, that was a waste of a non-disclosure agreement...
      Damn, I didn't realise we had to sign an NDA regarding our wanking routine! Can I sign mine retrospectively? Can I borrow someone's pen please?
      I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Coronavirus: We won'''t surrender North to hardship, mayor vows - BBC News

        FFS! Everyone else is trying to work their arses off, while some get to stay at home, not pay for transport, not have to pay to go out. eat out etc, exercise, learn new things, **** off to Spain and bring stuff back, and still get paid 2/3 of their wages for staying at home! While those with Ltd get **** all! Bollocks.
        Says the Covid-19 profiteer.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #14
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Says the Covid-19 profiteer.
          I've been working my arse off I'll have you know. Those £50 bottles of Dettol didn't send themselves.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

            But you could have if you'd been a ltd director with a PAYE salary and been furloughed. You'd have got 80% of your salary, but you were busy selling overpriced chalk and pokemon cards
            Not so - The furlough scheme ended in June. So if your inside-IR35 contract ended after that and you've been sitting on your arse ever since then you're plumb out of luck!
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #16
              Originally posted by Whorty View Post
              Damn, I didn't realise we had to sign an NDA regarding our wanking routine! Can I sign mine retrospectively? Can I borrow someone's pen please?
              If you can still write you're not doing it properly! Put some effort into it!
              Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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