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DOOM: Boris Johnson fed up

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    #11
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    After having to be Brexit PM and Covid PM, who would want to stay on in the job? It's going to be horrific and miserable.
    Good.

    I hope he's really really miserable.
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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      #12
      I can't wait until he is actually allowed to say how many children he actually has.

      Though I suspect when his youngest hidden child, whose mother has a super injunction against him, reaches their 20s they will be the ones going to the paper to reveal it.


      Edited to say: Carrie is a fool she's likely to be the one stuck with him when he goes decrepit if she doesn't leave in the next couple of years.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #13
        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
        Edited to say: Carrie is a fool she's likely to be the one stuck with him when he goes decrepit if she doesn't leave in the next couple of years.
        I wonder if she has ever heard of contraception
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #14
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          I wonder if she has ever heard of contraception
          She's obviously not heard of The Specials

          Ain't you heard of the starving millions
          Ain't you heard of contraception
          You really want a program of sterilization?
          Take control of the population boom!
          It's in your living room
          Keep a generation gap
          Try wearing a cap

          How's that for SKA AtW?
          England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
            He knew the salary when he applied for the job. Sue him for breach of contract.
            He probably didn't know the job was going to be like this

            Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
            Good.

            I hope he's really really miserable.
            You certainly are.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              He probably didn't know the job was going to be like this
              How absolutely tragic.

              It was all going to be the sunlit uplands and so fecking easy you just wouldn't believe it.



              On the bright side, at least he's not magick grandpa.

              Yet.


              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              You certainly are.
              Years of practice, but at least I don't post DOOM threads.
              When the fun stops, STOP.

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                #17
                Do you need a mod to change the thread title to:

                DOOM: Boris Johnson still PM
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  Do you need a mod to change the thread title to:

                  DOOM: Boris Johnson still PM
                  Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                    How absolutely tragic.

                    It was all going to be the sunlit uplands and so fecking easy you just wouldn't believe it.
                    I suppose you predicted CV. You utter, flipping ignoramus. Try reading what you write before clicking the big shiny post button.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      I suppose you predicted CV. You utter, flipping ignoramus. Try reading what you write before clicking the big shiny post button.
                      There was no need to predict it, we could see what was happening in China and then Italy. You are in a minority if you think it could not have been handled here much better, and much earlier. The handling by Boris is laughable, he even seemed to encourage infection to himself.

                      The sooner he and this govt depart, the better for everyone.
                      Last edited by _V_; 21 October 2020, 10:40.
                      First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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