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NLyUK - who's your Daddy?

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    NLyUK - who's your Daddy?

    'Percy Long Prong's' calling card found during house restoration | Daily Mail Online

    'Widows a speciality, spinsters delighted': Business card from 'Percy Long Prong' offering services for 10 shillings an hour - including 15 shillings for 'three strokes' with a whip as extras - is found during house restoration

    • Man discovers card for a 'Percy Long Prong' underneath floorboards of a house
    • The racy 'business card' promises customers, particularly widows, a good time
    • Bizarre discovery offers prices in old British currency for a variety of 'services'
    Last edited by vetran; 21 October 2020, 12:04. Reason: maybe NSFW
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Where's the original image source - I want to know what's been blurred out that's too salacious for the Fail

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      #3
      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
      Where's the original image source - I want to know what's been blurred out that's too salacious for the Fail

      Bing search is your friend

      'Friend works as restorer. Just found this under floorboards of old property he’s working on ...' The Poke

      apparently something you do in the rigging.



      The price list is even better.



      You need to ask HWMBO if he can manage a "Bubble Shake" tonight.

      Don't forget your green shield stamps!
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        And Green Shield Stamps.

        What a chap.

        So sometime after 1958 and before decimalisation in 1971.
        When the fun stops, STOP.

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          #5
          Silly sod forgot to put his mobile number on the card.
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #6
            HWMBO is offering Avios on my payments

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              #7
              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              HWMBO is offering Avios on my payments

              How many "per mile travelled???"
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                And Green Shield Stamps.

                What a chap.

                So sometime after 1958 and before decimalisation in 1971.
                Widely circulating in Glasgow in 1967 AIR.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                  Widely circulating in Glasgow in 1967 AIR.

                  Would make sense NLyUK is from there!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Excellent prank. I suspect either the current guy doing the work created it, or someone in the last few years put it there.

                    Edit: DS beat me to it.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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