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"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
If you don't know where the coffee is, then your morning is off to a worse start than you may think
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Let the self indulgent bulltulip commence....'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Almost re-filled the coffee grinder with sugar."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostAlmost re-filled the coffee grinder with sugar.
You need more water with it.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostIf you don't know where the coffee is, then your morning is off to a worse start than you may think
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostA few years ago my coffee machine died. I ordered another one but unwrapping it to make morning coffee, didn't realise the glass jug was loose on the hot-plate and dropped it on the floor. Needed coffee first... a bit like when you order scissors and they come in one of those blister packs which can only be opened with scissors.
Thus Christmas was saved.
And I did manage to buy the missus a travel blanket, tin of barley sugars, bottle of champagne and 5 litres of Castrol GTX, so that was another bullet dodged.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
And I did manage to buy the missus a travel blanket, tin of barley sugars, bottle of champagne and 5 litres of Castrol GTX, so that was another bullet dodged.
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