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    Almost re-filled the coffee grinder with sugar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    Almost re-filled the coffee grinder with sugar.

    You need more water with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    If you don't know where the coffee is, then your morning is off to a worse start than you may think

    A few years ago my coffee machine died. I ordered another one but unwrapping it to make morning coffee, didn't realise the glass jug was loose on the hot-plate and dropped it on the floor. Needed coffee first... a bit like when you order scissors and they come in one of those blister packs which can only be opened with scissors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d000hg View Post
    A few years ago my coffee machine died. I ordered another one but unwrapping it to make morning coffee, didn't realise the glass jug was loose on the hot-plate and dropped it on the floor. Needed coffee first... a bit like when you order scissors and they come in one of those blister packs which can only be opened with scissors.
    I remember the coffee machine dying on Christmas morning, after a late night of assembling kid's bike and booze. A really bleak moment as my old Italian espresso pot wouldn't work on the conduction hob. Went up to the BP garage + M&S to try to but a French press. No luck. Ended up putting the espresso pot in a saucepan (which did work with the conduction hob) with a small amount of water in the saucepan.

    Thus Christmas was saved.

    And I did manage to buy the missus a travel blanket, tin of barley sugars, bottle of champagne and 5 litres of Castrol GTX, so that was another bullet dodged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post

    And I did manage to buy the missus a travel blanket, tin of barley sugars, bottle of champagne and 5 litres of Castrol GTX, so that was another bullet dodged.

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