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    Headline of the day?

    Essex firefighters rescue three men from tumble dryer - BBC News
    First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

    #2
    Ah it's good to know there'll always be eejits.

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      #3
      Surely that should be in the Guiness book of records. Has anyone seen more that two people in a tumble dryer ?
      I'm alright Jack

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        #4
        I reckon you couldn't get more than two people into a fridge.
        I'm alright Jack

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          #5
          Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
          I reckon you couldn't get more than two people into a fridge.
          Depends on how big the fridge is and whether or not they're dismembered first.

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            #6
            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
            Depends on how big the fridge is and whether or not they're dismembered first.

            sounds scarily like the voice of experience.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              Depends on how big the fridge is and whether or not they're dismembered first.
              I know Jeffery Dahmer never got the credit. Political correctness gone mad.

              qh
              He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

              I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                #8
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                Depends on how big the fridge is and whether or not they're dismembered first.
                sounds scarily like the voice of experience.
                It definitely helps when guidelines are provided!



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