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    Male Chastity

    Seems to be all the rage at the moment. Is anyone else considering it during lockdown?

    No need to go through airport screening either at the moment.


    #2
    Is that the Bluetooth model that a hacker can lock shut?
    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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      #3
      Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
      Seems to be all the rage at the moment. Is anyone else considering it during lockdown?

      No need to go through airport screening either at the moment.
      Most folk round here rely on their personalities rather than medieval-looking gadgets...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post
        Most folk round here rely on their personalities

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          #5
          It's winter and mine naturally shrinks and retracts and comes back out in spring.
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
            Seems to be all the rage at the moment.
            where on earth did you get that from?
            Sorry can't see it being all the rage
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              #7
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

              Is that the Bluetooth model that a hacker can lock shut?
              2020-01-31 Hackers Hold Man's Penis For Ransom In Digital Chastity Belt, Demand Bitcoin To Unlock

              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                #8
                Buttcoins would be more appropriate

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                  #9
                  King Arthur had a chastity belt with a guilotine that would cut off the penis of any of his servants who had sex with his wife while he was off fighting.

                  When he returned he made all the serants drop their trousers. All had their penises cut off(and were put to death) apart from one. Kibng Arthur thanked him profusely and asked him how he managed to resist.

                  But the servant could not speak.

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