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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    As an employee of a limited company, you are entitled to redundancy money. It's worth seeing a really good accountant.
    Who was made redundant, and by whom?

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      Originally posted by Paralytic View Post
      Who was made redundant, and by whom?
      northernlad, by his accountant in the cold bodies storage

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        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        northernlad, by his accountant in the cold bodies storage
        Ah, makes sense. I didn't know they'd released a new version of Cluedo.

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          Originally posted by Paralytic View Post
          Ah, makes sense. I didn't know they'd released a new version of Cluedo.
          It’s NL’s accountant’s prison release we should all worry about...

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            Originally posted by Paralytic View Post
            Ah, makes sense. I didn't know they'd released a new version of Cluedo.

            Contractor Cluedo - sounds great


            AtW in the server room with a squirrel.

            NAT in the departure lounge with a cuckoo clock.

            Tarbie in the Bookies with a stripper's thong.

            Darmie in the BDSM club with a butt plug.

            etc.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              Contractor Cluedo - sounds great


              AtW in the server room with a squirrel.

              NAT in the departure lounge with a cuckoo clock.

              Tarbie in the Bookies with a stripper's thong.

              Darmie in the BDSM club with a butt plug.

              etc.
              vetran is not in the game because he ain’t got a clue...

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                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                vetran is not in the game because he ain’t got a clue...

                Vetran in the bedroom death by snu snu


                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  Vetran in the bedroom death by snu snu


                  Amazon!

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                    Originally posted by Paralytic View Post
                    Who was made redundant, and by whom?
                    Janet and John go contracting.
                    John starts up a limited company and makes himself director.
                    Janet says, did you know that you are now an employee of your limited company because your limited company is a separate legal entity?
                    John answers no, I did not know that.
                    Some time later, John gets into difficulty and he can't find any new contracts, he wants to close his limited company.
                    Janet tells John, you have been paying yourself the minimum in salary and drawing dividends, however your limited company can still pay you a lump sum in redundancy if there is money in the account.
                    Redundancy? replies John.
                    Yes, you ignorant twat. Your limited company that you own can make you redundant. If you don't know how to do that, ask your accountant or transfer your limited company to me and I will fn do it.
                    John was still puzzled, there is no hope for some contractors.
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                      Director is not automatically an employee, Shirley still true?

                      Asking for a Director fiend

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