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I'm not your father...

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    #21
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    I was expecting a Star Wars related story...
    I thought it might have been about Boris Johnson.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #22
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      I thought it might have been about Boris Johnson.
      Boris usually is the father.
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #23
        Quest Red have a prog this evening at 22:00: "My pregnant husband".

        Sounds unmissable.

        I'll be watching "The Blackstuff" on BBC4.
        When the fun stops, STOP.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Mordac View Post
          Boris usually is the father.
          But isn't allowed to say, which is why he can't say how many children he has....
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #25
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            Just call yourself pan-sexual and declare you will do anything to anyone.
            YMMS. That's phobic against other kitchen utensils.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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