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    COVID symptoms

    Is a red nose one of the symptoms of covid?

    Asking for a friend with a fluffy white beard.

    And will he need a track and trace app?

    #2
    Atw, is this a real person or a sockie?
    First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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      #3
      I believe.

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        #4
        The Truth is Out There.

        FOG.
        When the fun stops, STOP.

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          #5
          Originally posted by mallisarealperson View Post
          Is a red nose one of the symptoms of covid?

          Asking for a friend with a fluffy white beard.

          And will he need a track and trace app?
          No, he has his own tracking App

          Official NORAD Santa Tracker

          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Originally posted by mallisarealperson View Post
            Is a red nose one of the symptoms of covid?

            Asking for a friend with a fluffy white beard.

            And will he need a track and trace app?
            No and no, but 2 weeks in quarantine and a ban on travelling between different tiers should pose some interesting logistical issues...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              No and no, but 2 weeks in quarantine and a ban on travelling between different tiers should pose some interesting logistical issues...
              As least he'll be protecting the Elf Service.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                No, he has his own tracking App

                Official NORAD Santa Tracker

                What about Rudolf.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by mallisarealperson View Post
                  What about Rudolf.
                  He died in 1987, in Spandau Prison, Berlin
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                    He died in 1987, in Spandau Prison, Berlin
                    On his way to the ballet, allegedly...
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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