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Govt introduces Rule of Eight

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    Govt introduces Rule of Eight

    Rule one. You will obey orders without question.
    Rule two: Punishment shall be swift.
    Rule three: Mercy is for the weak.
    Four: Terror will defeat reason.
    Five: Your allegiance is to the clan.
    Six: Justice can be dictated.
    Seven: Any clansman may challenge for leadership of the clan.
    Rule eight: There is only one penalty. Death.


    #2
    That sounds about right...

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      #3
      What comes after...
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #4
        You missed a trick with 8 you should have called it the "12 Rules of Christmas".
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #5
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          You missed a trick with 8 you should have called it the "12 Rules of Christmas".
          I could have, but then I would not be plagiarising...

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            Rule one. You will obey orders without question.
            Rule two: Punishment shall be swift.
            Rule three: Mercy is for the weak.
            Four: Terror will defeat reason.
            Five: Your allegiance is to the clan.
            Six: Justice can be dictated.
            Seven: Any clansman may challenge for leadership of the clan.
            Rule eight: There is only one penalty. Death.

            Rule one; anyone disobeying an order will be shot.
            Rule two. See rule one
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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