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    Jesus Christ:


    "I created man and woman with original sin. Then I destroyed most of them for sinning. Then I impregnated a woman with myself as her child so I could be born. Later, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself to save all of you from the sin I gave you in the first place.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    I thought this more a philosophical position, rather than a joke, so gave it a thread all of its own.
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    Slandering Jesus Christ in the first post is surely a bannable offence?

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    Right. Jesus didn't create us with original sin. Adam and Eve caused original sin by eating the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good an evil. But well done for getting the "Jesus is God" bit right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    Jesus Christ:


    "I created man and woman with original sin. Then I destroyed most of them for sinning. Then I impregnated a woman with myself as her child so I could be born. Later, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself to save all of you from the sin I gave you in the first place.
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    By faith we understand that the worlds were prepared by the word of God, so that what is seen was not made out of things which are visible” (Hebrews 11:3). ‘




    Cosmologist Alexander Vilenkin says the universe had a distinct beginning — though he can’t pinpoint the time. After 35 years of looking backward, he says, he’s found that before our universe there was nothing, nothing at all, not even time itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    Cosmologist Alexander Vilenkin says the universe had a distinct beginning — though he can’t pinpoint the time. After 35 years of looking backward, he says, he’s found that before our universe there was nothing, nothing at all, not even time itself.

    Augustine said that in about 400AD. There was an Italian lady physicist, who's name escapes me, who showed that even with a cyclical universe, there must, mathematically, have been a beginning. Of course, perhaps there are different maths...
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    Yeh. Imagine if a man chucked his young children out of the house forever for doing one thing wrong. God is good?

    More like all religion is b*llux.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Augustine said that in about 400AD. There was an Italian lady physicist, who's name escapes me, who showed that even with a cyclical universe, there must, mathematically, have been a beginning. Of course, perhaps there are different maths...
    I'd like to see this proof as it sounds like bollocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenBastard View Post
    I'd like to see this proof as it sounds like bollocks.
    Seeing is believing...

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