Some things in Moderation
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People stealing avocados from supermarket self-service checkouts by pretending they'''re carrots | The Independent | The Independent
“I was working with retailers to reduce shoplifting when one major supermarket discovered it had sold more carrots than it had ever had in stock."![]()
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...
Old Greg is my bitch's bitch
northernladyuk is a fount of knowledge
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SueEllen is always on top
Update to the story:-
He's been sacked.
Apparently, his claim was unbelivable.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR
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vetran has reached the peak. Play again?
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.
Has Celeb Shoplifter Richard Madeley made any comment on self-service checkouts?
Mods change the thread title to Fired Cop...