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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    It is quite a common scam that people weigh an expensive item on the self-service tills instead of scanning the barcode and select a cheap root vegetable.
    Charge turnips as potatoes?

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    People stealing avocados from supermarket self-service checkouts by pretending they'''re carrots | The Independent | The Independent

    “I was working with retailers to reduce shoplifting when one major supermarket discovered it had sold more carrots than it had ever had in stock."
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    I send my cheap vegetable round to do the shopping for me while I put my feet up.

    does he ask his Accountant for help?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    does he ask his Accountant for help?
    That would explain whey he swapped goose grease for lube - something to do with VAT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    That would explain whey he swapped goose grease for lube - something to do with NAT.
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    Update to the story:-


    He's been sacked.

    Apparently, his claim was unbelivable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    Update to the story:-


    He's been sacked.

    Apparently, his claim was unbelivable.

    Oh good, they normally keep bent cops on until it becomes so ridiculous the most of the public start ridiculing them.

    Whilst i agree the supermarkets abuse their customers (and staff) with self checkout this is clearly fraudulent activity.
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    How is this even a story? And how did anyone even find out?
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    Has Celeb Shoplifter Richard Madeley made any comment on self-service checkouts?

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    Mods change the thread title to Fired Cop...

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