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People stealing avocados from supermarket self-service checkouts by pretending they'''re carrots | The Independent | The Independent
“I was working with retailers to reduce shoplifting when one major supermarket discovered it had sold more carrots than it had ever had in stock.""I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostI send my cheap vegetable round to do the shopping for me while I put my feet up.
does he ask his Accountant for help?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postdoes he ask his Accountant for help?Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostThat would explain whey he swapped goose grease for lube - something to do with NAT.
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Update to the story:-
He's been sacked.
Apparently, his claim was unbelivable."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostUpdate to the story:-
He's been sacked.
Apparently, his claim was unbelivable.
Oh good, they normally keep bent cops on until it becomes so ridiculous the most of the public start ridiculing them.
Whilst i agree the supermarkets abuse their customers (and staff) with self checkout this is clearly fraudulent activity.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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How is this even a story? And how did anyone even find out?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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