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Swindon vaults for Gold deposits

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    Swindon vaults for Gold deposits

    Safety Deposit Box Swindon England

    Anyone used them before? Positives / negatives?

    #2
    Negatives:

    You may be required to visit Swindon.

    Their employees dress like extras from Mad Men.

    Gold will be worthless, according to an official chart from scootie.

    Positives:

    Thieves will be required to visit Swindon.

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      #3
      Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
      Negatives:

      You may be required to visit Swindon.

      Their employees dress like extras from Mad Men.

      Gold will be worthless, according to an official chart from scootie.

      Positives:

      Thieves will be required to visit Swindon.
      Two of your negatives are actually positives.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Two of your negatives are actually positives.
        If you think about it then it becomes clear that what we call now negative could have easily be called positive when they started using them words

        On the subject - it's clearly a CIA front of sorts as it's preposterous to even suggest that there is gold in Swindon that needs storing.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          Two of your negatives are actually positives.
          That’s what they tell you when they lose your gold.

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            #6


            They play rough in Swindon to get their gold

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              #7
              I believe that this is what is called a Swindon gold deposit box:



              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                I think this is where Swindon men store their gold.

                First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

                  my teeth are my pension , innit

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                    my teeth are my pension , innit
                    Well, most people retire with no teeth, so makes sense.
                    First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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