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    Default Swindon vaults for Gold deposits

    Safety Deposit Box Swindon England

    Anyone used them before? Positives / negatives?

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    Negatives:

    You may be required to visit Swindon.

    Their employees dress like extras from Mad Men.

    Gold will be worthless, according to an official chart from scootie.

    Positives:

    Thieves will be required to visit Swindon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesbrown View Post
    Negatives:

    You may be required to visit Swindon.

    Their employees dress like extras from Mad Men.

    Gold will be worthless, according to an official chart from scootie.

    Positives:

    Thieves will be required to visit Swindon.
    Two of your negatives are actually positives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    Two of your negatives are actually positives.
    If you think about it then it becomes clear that what we call now negative could have easily be called positive when they started using them words

    On the subject - it's clearly a CIA front of sorts as it's preposterous to even suggest that there is gold in Swindon that needs storing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    Two of your negatives are actually positives.
    That’s what they tell you when they lose your gold.

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    They play rough in Swindon to get their gold

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    I believe that this is what is called a Swindon gold deposit box:



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    I think this is where Swindon men store their gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post

    my teeth are my pension , innit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy2 View Post
    my teeth are my pension , innit
    Well, most people retire with no teeth, so makes sense.
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