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    PC had sex with woman in Launceston police station toilet

    PC had sex with woman in Launceston police station toilet - BBC News
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    Least she's alive.

    What is it with policemen in the SW? Isn't there enough crime for them to deal with?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post

    Least she's alive.

    What is it with policemen in the SW? Isn't there enough crime for them to deal with?
    Nope, but they're red hot on speeding, like this lot of clowns I snapped on my mobile as I drove past the other day

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    LOL, this looks similar to clip from a school movie I made in the early 60s, I thought the showing would be just a one-off school treat but it was shown for the next 30 years. The original is now kept in the National Film Archives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Nope, but they're red hot on speeding, like this lot of clowns I snapped on my mobile as I drove past the other day
    Very nice admission - that’s 6 points and some fine, please turn yourself in to the nearest Police Station and tell them I sent you

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
    Very nice admission - that’s 6 points and some fine, please turn yourself in to the nearest Police Station and tell them I sent you
    And don't shag any of the police officers regards of your preferred gender of sexual partner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
    Very nice admission - that’s 6 points and some fine, please turn yourself in to the nearest Police Station and tell them I sent you
    If you set up your camera-phone on a mount and use a voice command to take the photo it would be done legally.

    Case dismissed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    If you set up your camera-phone on a mount and use a voice command to take the photo it would be done legally.

    Case dismissed.
    or just be a passenger
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    or just be a passenger
    "I drove past" - either a driver or a liar (in court and under oath, so that's another criminal offense)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    If you set up your camera-phone on a mount and use a voice command to take the photo it would be done legally. Case dismissed.
    Mount would have phone pointing inside onto the driver, not outside

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