Fair Cop II "The Sausage"

[Paddy]

PC had sex with woman in Launceston police station toilet

PC had sex with woman in Launceston police station toilet - BBC News

[SueEllen]

Least she's alive.

What is it with policemen in the SW? Isn't there enough crime for them to deal with?

[OwlHoot]

Least she's alive.

What is it with policemen in the SW? Isn't there enough crime for them to deal with?

Nope, but they're red hot on speeding, like this lot of clowns I snapped on my mobile as I drove past the other day

[Paddy]

LOL, this looks similar to clip from a school movie I made in the early 60s, I thought the showing would be just a one-off school treat but it was shown for the next 30 years. The original is now kept in the National Film Archives.

[AtW]

Nope, but they're red hot on speeding, like this lot of clowns I snapped on my mobile as I drove past the other day

Very nice admission - that’s 6 points and some fine, please turn yourself in to the nearest Police Station and tell them I sent you

[SueEllen]

Very nice admission - that’s 6 points and some fine, please turn yourself in to the nearest Police Station and tell them I sent you

And don't shag any of the police officers regards of your preferred gender of sexual partner.

[Paddy]

Very nice admission - that’s 6 points and some fine, please turn yourself in to the nearest Police Station and tell them I sent you

If you set up your camera-phone on a mount and use a voice command to take the photo it would be done legally.

Case dismissed.

[vetran]

If you set up your camera-phone on a mount and use a voice command to take the photo it would be done legally.

Case dismissed.

or just be a passenger

[AtW]

or just be a passenger

"I drove past" - either a driver or a liar (in court and under oath, so that's another criminal offense)

[AtW]

If you set up your camera-phone on a mount and use a voice command to take the photo it would be done legally. Case dismissed.

Mount would have phone pointing inside onto the driver, not outside