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    Meanwhile, an internal NHS briefing paper shows that airline cabin crew, firefighters and the jobless are being targeted as part of a huge team of vaccinators being assembled, trained and paid £11.20 an hour to administer the jabs.

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    Will be getting £25 equivalent of organic wallnuts per hour for anti-vaxxer inoculations in support of the 77th

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
    Will be getting £25 equivalent of organic wallnuts per hour for anti-vaxxer inoculations in support of the 77th
    They are planning on using trusted famous people like Marcus Rashford to push the vaccinations.

    NHS to enlist 'sensible' celebrities to persuade people to take coronavirus vaccine | Vaccines and immunisation | The Guardian
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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    They are planning on using trusted famous people like Marcus Rashford to push the vaccinations.

    NHS to enlist 'sensible' celebrities to persuade people to take coronavirus vaccine | Vaccines and immunisation | The Guardian
    True dat, but 77th needs plausible deniability

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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    They are planning on using trusted famous people like Marcus Rashford to push the vaccinations.

    NHS to enlist 'sensible' celebrities to persuade people to take coronavirus vaccine | Vaccines and immunisation | The Guardian
    Politicians will not be used, it is understood
    They should be first in line, lead by example etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    They are planning on using trusted famous people like Marcus Rashford to push the vaccinations.

    NHS to enlist 'sensible' celebrities to persuade people to take coronavirus vaccine | Vaccines and immunisation | The Guardian
    I'll take the vaccination (I have a needle phobia so vaccinations are a very big deal) but I'll insist a qualified nurse delivers it. I'm not having someone who's just been made redundant from the local Kwik-Fit stab me in the arm only to turn round and ask what happens when part of the needle doesn't come out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    I'll take the vaccination (I have a needle phobia so vaccinations are a very big deal) but I'll insist a qualified nurse delivers it. I'm not having someone who's just been made redundant from the local Kwik-Fit stab me in the arm only to turn round and ask what happens when part of the needle doesn't come out.
    It's not injected in the arm. It only works on the buttocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    I'll take the vaccination (I have a needle phobia so vaccinations are a very big deal) but I'll insist a qualified nurse delivers it. I'm not having someone who's just been made redundant from the local Kwik-Fit stab me in the arm only to turn round and ask what happens when part of the needle doesn't come out.
    Intra muscular injections are very easy to do, I assume that's what it will be. You could show someone how to do it in 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayn200 View Post
    Intra muscular injections are very easy to do, I assume that's what it will be. You could show someone how to do it in 5 minutes.
    Just because they are shown doesn't mean they can do it.
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    There are about a third of a million insulin dependent diabetics injecting themselves daily. There are plenty of other people injecting their medicine.

    Then you have St John Ambulance and the Red cross.

    Amusing you are so dismissive of those chaps at Kwik fit who probably did the brakes & tyres on many of the cars you will encounter on the road. I trust them far more than second hand car dealers or agents.
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