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A religion I can get behind!

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    A religion I can get behind!

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ly-Tier-3.html

    Tequila bar owner registers his Nottingham venue as a CHURCH in bid to open legally under Tier 3 Covid restrictions because it will be a place of worship

    • Bar in Nottingham applies to become The Church of the Four Hundred Rabbits
    • Government lockdown rules allow places of worship to stay open, even in Tier 3
    • Punters can choose to be a 'bunny believer' or 'reverend of the righteous rabbits'
    • The bar's owner says it is intended as a joke, but 'it comes from a serious place'

    Let the congregation names come forth!

    Maybe Rampant rabbits for NLyUK, Bucks & Does, Kits or leverets for the lucky who still have any hair.

    suggestions welcome.

    It is however unlikely that there was a virgin birth as frankly they are at it like rabbits!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    I thought you were a worshipper of his noodliness.

    APOSTATE!!!!!!
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #3
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      I thought you were a worshipper of his noodliness.

      APOSTATE!!!!!!

      I worship my wife!

      no decent names?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        I'd like a religion where I could get behind too.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #5
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          I'd like a religion where I could get behind too.
          Ever thought of becoming a catholic priest?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            Ever thought of becoming a catholic priest?
            Good idea. I can have a glory hole in the confessional.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #7
              Churches get all the breaks... they can offer booze with just a small wafer rather than a substantial meal.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                I worship my wife!
                To be fair, my wife and I both worship the same guy.

                Me.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  To be fair, my wife and I both worship the same guy.

                  Me.

                  Some people have suggested you are very into self worship!

                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    I'd like a religion where I could get behind too.
                    Urban Dictionary: Assnostic

                    Urban Dictionary: adonitology

                    Ass Worship | Encyclopedia.com
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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