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    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ly-Tier-3.html

    Tequila bar owner registers his Nottingham venue as a CHURCH in bid to open legally under Tier 3 Covid restrictions because it will be a place of worship

    • Bar in Nottingham applies to become The Church of the Four Hundred Rabbits
    • Government lockdown rules allow places of worship to stay open, even in Tier 3
    • Punters can choose to be a 'bunny believer' or 'reverend of the righteous rabbits'
    • The bar's owner says it is intended as a joke, but 'it comes from a serious place'

    Let the congregation names come forth!

    Maybe Rampant rabbits for NLyUK, Bucks & Does, Kits or leverets for the lucky who still have any hair.

    suggestions welcome.

    It is however unlikely that there was a virgin birth as frankly they are at it like rabbits!
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    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    I thought you were a worshipper of his noodliness.

    APOSTATE!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I thought you were a worshipper of his noodliness.

    APOSTATE!!!!!!

    I worship my wife!

    no decent names?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    I'd like a religion where I could get behind too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    I'd like a religion where I could get behind too.
    Ever thought of becoming a catholic priest?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    Ever thought of becoming a catholic priest?
    Good idea. I can have a glory hole in the confessional.
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    Churches get all the breaks... they can offer booze with just a small wafer rather than a substantial meal.
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    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
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    Urine is quite nourishing

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    I worship my wife!
    To be fair, my wife and I both worship the same guy.

    Me.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    To be fair, my wife and I both worship the same guy.

    Me.

    Some people have suggested you are very into self worship!

    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    I'd like a religion where I could get behind too.
    Urban Dictionary: Assnostic

    Urban Dictionary: adonitology

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