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    #21
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    But a tiny desk.

    Big hands

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      #22
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      Darren Upton has sticky fingers.
      FTFY
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #23
        Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
        How tall is Mr. Dolan?
        It's on Simon Dolan's wiki page.

        Simon Dolan - Wikipedia
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #24
          Originally posted by Old Greg
          I did when I found out I was taller than him.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #25
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            I did when I found out I was taller than him.
            Maybe he has BR14 Syndrome.

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              #26
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              It's on Simon Dolan's wiki page.

              Simon Dolan - Wikipedia
              A major contributor to this article appears to have a close connection with its subject.
              Who would that be?
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #27
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                It's on Simon Dolan's wiki page.

                Simon Dolan - Wikipedia
                Following a landmark sponsorship deal with Russian energy company Gazprom,
                Ah, all the crackpot conspiracy stuff starts to make sense now.
                First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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                  #28
                  He made £200 million in accountancy
                  respect

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by _V_ View Post
                    Ah, all the crackpot conspiracy stuff starts to make sense now.
                    It does actually

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by _V_ View Post
                      Ah, all the crackpot conspiracy stuff starts to make sense now.
                      He needs to be careful to have no random accidents falling out of windows or sudden heart attacks...
                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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