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Which one of you was this?
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Originally posted by Andy2 View PostHe was searching for goblin sex
pretty normalFirst Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostProbably came up in his Google timeline due to following the random links other posters post and people he knows send to him.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Wow what a strange news site.
Try searching the site for 'goblin' and there are quite a few articles.
Seems that a goblin is a just a scapegoat for affairs and fun outside of wedlock ?
Here's another..
Goblins impregnate Gweru woman
A FAMILY from Mzila Village in Lower Gweru got a shocking report from their 19-year- old daughter when they quizzed her about who was responsible for her pregnancy and she claimed it was a goblin.
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When the family gathered, Moyo maintained her statement claiming that she saw the weird creature in her sleep and it was responsible for her pregnancy.Her aunt said they were amazed by her claim. “Simelokuhle’s statement have left us confused and in a dilemma. How can someone claim that she was impregnated by a goblin?
“She claims that she never had sex with a man, but we do not believe her story.
“We suspect that she just fabricated it after the boyfriend ran away or she slept with a number of men and she does not know who the real father is.”
She further revealed that as a family they had agreed to consult a traditional healer to get to the bottom of the issue because the story gave their family a bad name in the community.
Simelokuhle told the same tale to B-Metro.
“I am five months pregnant, but I do not know who impregnated me because I do not remember sleeping with any man.
“It is unfortunate that my family thinks I am telling lies.”
The Moyo family revealed that they were prepared to sell a cow and find out the truth from traditional healers and prophets.Comment
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For whichever one of you it was, how about a bit of octopus sex?
Man had sex with an octopus – Court News UKLast edited by xoggoth; 12 December 2020, 17:40.bloggoth
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostFor whichever one of you it was, how about a bit of octopus sex?
Man had sex with an octopus – Court News UK
Judge Louisa Cieciora said it might be ‘desirable’ for Zampoulakis to return to London and appear at Westminster Magistrates’ Court on January 15."
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Originally posted by vetran View PostStrange Google or even Bing have never suggested I might be interested in Goblin rapists.
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