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We've flattered the curve

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    #21
    Germany is currently 0,91 and we are only allowed 5 people from 2 different households. Boris'es virus is here, brought over by ****wits who just had to go and visit the UK over Christmas
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Ours allowed no more than ten people, strongly advised from being no more than two households (but not mandated). Our current R is 0.83. UK, 1.28. Of course, we have got Boris's virus infecting us like wild fire. Yet.

    https://www.thelocal.ch/20210104/mutated-coronavirus-strain-found-in-several-regions-of-switzerland
    Sent from my 5g carrier pigeon
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      And would that be 1 day's deaths or more than 1 day's?
      1000 every day.
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #23
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        1000 every day.
        Put your hand up next time please. I was asking doogie.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          Put your hand up next time please. I was asking doogie.
          No I meant that since we're currently on about 500/day, we'd have 1000 in total over the next 3 weeks. You try too hard sometimes.
          Last edited by d000hg; 4 January 2021, 17:45. Reason: No edit, just pointing out this is sarcasm for the dummy...
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #25
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            No I meant that since we're currently on about 500/day, we'd have 1000 in total over the next 3 weeks. You try too hard sometimes.
            Replying for posterity. This one will age well.

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              #26
              Mortality will increase sharply once hospitals are overwhelmed

              We'll be at 2k per day in Feb unless strict lockdown starts tonight.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                Replying for posterity. This one will age well.
                If misquoting is the best you can do, you've already lost.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #28
                  It's flattened, Shirly, not flattered?

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    It's flattened, Shirly, not flattered?
                    KUATB

                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    Pretty though.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      #30
                      It's Shirley, surely?
                      Originally posted by AtW View Post
                      It's flattened, Shirly, not flattered?
                      Sent from my 5g carrier pigeon
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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