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    John Dillermand is NSFW

    New Danish children's TV show features a man with the 'world's longest penis' | Daily Mail Online

    The man with the magic penis: Denmark's national broadcaster launches CHILDREN's cartoon about a man with the 'world's longest manhood' who uses it to steal ice-cream, fly like a helicopter and light a BBQ

    • 'John Dillermand' literally translates to 'John Penis Man' in Danish slang
    • Animation made its debut on children's channel DR Ramasjang on January 2
    • Sparked debate over what's appropriate for kids aged 4-8 - the target audience

    ouch -
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    True story based on my life....
    Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
      True story based on my life....
      One of your dreams you mean.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #4
        Who do we know who lives in Denmark...?
        Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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          #5
          Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
          True story based on my life....
          Not quite. This is a story about the man with the worlds longest manhood, not Wales's biggest prick.
          Last edited by northernladuk; 7 January 2021, 14:24.
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
            Who do we know whose cock lives in Denmark...?
            FTFY

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              #7
              Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
              True story based on my life....
              I think you'll find it's HAS the world's biggest penis, not IS.
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
                Who do we know who lives in Denmark...?
                Hmm... I suppose it could come in handy if you ever needed to drive two cars at the same time.

                England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  Not quite. This is a story about the man with the worlds longest manhood, not Wales's biggest prick.
                  Quite funny for you NLUK to be fair....
                  Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
                    Quite funny for you NLUK to be fair....
                    An open goal - easy enough.

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