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    Trumps Diary

    Has been the same since the start of January:

    “President Trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings.”
    I think it's quite funny...
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Nothing like being benched to wake up and smell the coffee.

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      #3
      Apparently he's been going around the White House wiping his dick on all the furniture and door handles

      Sent from my 5g carrier pigeon
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #4
        A piss in the kettle will be his final act in The White House.
        I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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          #5
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Apparently he's been going around the White House wiping his dick on all the furniture and door handles

          Sent from my 5g carrier pigeon

          So let me get this straight you are the one who brought up the size of protestors penises and now you are fantasizing about Donny's manhood. I do worry about you.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Scruff View Post
            A piss in the kettle will be his final act in The White House.
            He'll need a funnel.

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              #7
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              So let me get this straight you are the one who brought up the size of protestors penises and now you are fantasizing about Donny's manhood. I do worry about you.
              He does enjoy a bit of manhood...
              Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                #8
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  So let me get this straight you are the one who brought up the size of protestors penises and now you are fantasizing about Donny's manhood. I do worry about you.
                  Watching German p0rn has normalised this sort of thing for darmy.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                    Watching German p0rn has normalised this sort of thing for darmy.
                    Have you seen British porn recently?
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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