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    #11
    High time they stopped playing chess with black vs white pieces. Make them all brown!
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #12
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      What about Joker?
      Woker?

      Plenty of them read the Wail
      I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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        #13
        And then they post a link to it here
        Originally posted by Whorty View Post
        Woker?

        Plenty of them read the Wail
        Sent from my 5g carrier pigeon
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #14
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          High time they stopped playing chess with black vs white pieces. Make them all brown!
          Hmm. A white supremecist chess - all the pieces are white. That'd be confusing.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #15
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Hmm. A white supremecist chess - all the pieces are white. That'd be confusing.
            Why, it's not like white supremacists play chess or know the rules in the first place, if anything they'd approve the new look in principle

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              #16
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              Hmm. A white supremecist chess - all the pieces are white. That'd be confusing.
              They'd eventually turn on each other and still lose the game. The pawns would just kill their own king
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #17
                What's going to be the new woke name for the chop poker?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  No. It would be the silver/bronze/gold of hearts/spade/clubs/diamond.
                  Can't be long before the Spades suit is replaced too.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
                    No, not sarcasm.

                    Now go away and understand what woke means. Don't assume you know what it means because there is a link to the Wail and the word woke was used.
                    Cool story.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Paralytic View Post
                      Can't be long before the Spades suit is replaced too.
                      Racialist

                      Common sayings that have horribly racist beginnings, such as 'no can do' | Metro News

                      almost any word or tradition can be converted to offensive if you try hard enough.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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