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    Bojo receives a call from “Microsoft” asking him what anti-virus he uses. Boris replies Pfizer.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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    “That 52 inch monitor is really making me look very slim”

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      Boris: "I'm busy playing pocket billiards."
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        Boris learns that atW was banned on CUK for 24 hours

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          #5
          BoJo checks dick whilst having phone call with Angela Merkel

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            #6
            "No, Joe, the child abuse advice line is only for victims."
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #7
              aTw so I got you pregnant as well how am I going to tell Carrie?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                "Stop it, Jennifer. My nipples are getting hard..."

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                  #9
                  What? Lock the north down but not London. I like it.
                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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