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2020 - The Orifice Collection

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    2020 - The Orifice Collection

    What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    “WAS INTOXICATED & IS UNCERTAIN IF SHE USED HER ANAL BEADS OR NOT, CANT FIND THEM @ HOME […] NONE FOUND IN ER EXAM”
    Hmmm. I was drunk over xmas and I can't find my glasses for love nor money. Looks like a trip to the docs for me then.

    “3 WEEKS AGO HE WAS DRUNK AND PUT A LIGHT BULB UP HIS RECTUM.”
    He quite literally had a light bulb moment then.

    “PLAYING WITH PHONE AND FELL ASLEEP WHEN HE WOKE UP HIS STYLUS WAS IN HIS URETHRA. INJURY OCCURRED 4 DAYS AGO AND DIDN’T SEEK TREATMENT”
    Do you think some of these people are a bit liberal with the truth?
    Last edited by northernladuk; 25 January 2021, 10:22.
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      #3
      AtW got his head stuck up his own. HTHBIDI
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        #4
        Hmmm. I was drunk over xmas and I can't find my glasses for love nor money. Looks like a trip to the docs for me then.
        I'm always losing things, lost a glove and glasses in the last week. Bit difficult to go to doctor at the moment, maybe send my hamster up there for a look.

        PS Think I mentioned before, one of first cases my sister had to deal with when she started nursing was a bloke with a can of Harpic stuck up the bum.
        Last edited by xoggoth; 25 January 2021, 12:44.
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          #5
          Some of those are absolutely unbelievable - I mean for example, how can someone get a marble of all things stuck in their penis?!
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            #6
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            Some of those are absolutely unbelievable - I mean for example, how can someone get a marble of all things stuck in their penis?!

            You need to watch more German porn? (told theirs is a bit out there).
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              #7
              Tastes are weird. Wonder if anyone has gone to hospital with their head stuck in their bum?
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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                #8
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                Tastes are weird. Wonder if anyone has gone to hospital with their head stuck in their bum?
                I suppose one could be practising a circus routine that requires much flexibility and, not having warmed up properly, have a muscle spasm / pull a muscle that could result in one's head being stuck very close to one's bum. Up it? I doubt it.

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                  #9
                  Is there a sex version of the Olympics? Who can do the most....
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    Is there a sex version of the Olympics? Who can do the most....
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