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2020 - The Orifice Collection
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2020 - The Orifice Collection
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
“WAS INTOXICATED & IS UNCERTAIN IF SHE USED HER ANAL BEADS OR NOT, CANT FIND THEM @ HOME […] NONE FOUND IN ER EXAM”
“3 WEEKS AGO HE WAS DRUNK AND PUT A LIGHT BULB UP HIS RECTUM.”
“PLAYING WITH PHONE AND FELL ASLEEP WHEN HE WOKE UP HIS STYLUS WAS IN HIS URETHRA. INJURY OCCURRED 4 DAYS AGO AND DIDN’T SEEK TREATMENT”Last edited by northernladuk; 25 January 2021, 10:22.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!! -
AtW got his head stuck up his own. HTHBIDIThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Hmmm. I was drunk over xmas and I can't find my glasses for love nor money. Looks like a trip to the docs for me then.
PS Think I mentioned before, one of first cases my sister had to deal with when she started nursing was a bloke with a can of Harpic stuck up the bum.Last edited by xoggoth; 25 January 2021, 12:44.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostSome of those are absolutely unbelievable - I mean for example, how can someone get a marble of all things stuck in their penis?!
You need to watch more German porn? (told theirs is a bit out there).Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Tastes are weird. Wonder if anyone has gone to hospital with their head stuck in their bum?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostTastes are weird. Wonder if anyone has gone to hospital with their head stuck in their bum?Comment
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Is there a sex version of the Olympics? Who can do the most....bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIs there a sex version of the Olympics? Who can do the most....
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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