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    Electro Ejaculation

    WTF?
    RTE News - Lion cub | Facebook
    Last edited by Eirikur; 26 January 2021, 13:14.

    #2
    Fancy giving us context so we know whether this post is worthy of the incoming -ve before opening the link?
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      #3
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      Fancy giving us context so we know whether this post is worthy of the incoming -ve before opening the link?
      Safe for Work
      It's a video of a lion cub
      It was conceived by electro ejaculation of the father, who didn't survive (not visible)

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        #4
        Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
        Safe for Work
        It's a video of a lion cub
        It was conceived by electro ejaculation of the father, who didn't survive (not visible)
        Why do I think GoT would have an opinion on this?
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          #5
          It sure beats the chap in a bowler hat shoving a fake pottery & rubber vagina with its own hot water bottle between a mating bull & cow. This was how they did it 40 years ago.

          Now it seems they tickle their prostate electronically. I assume its the same for lions and less dangerous than trying to interfere while the romantic music is playing. Possibly NSFW.

          How to Collect Semen from a Bull for a Breeding Soundness Exam
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
            It was conceived by electro ejaculation of the father, who didn't survive (not visible)
            That's a hell of a climax.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              It sure beats the chap in a bowler hat shoving a fake pottery & rubber vagina with its own hot water bottle between a mating bull & cow. This was how they did it 40 years ago.

              Now it seems they tickle their prostate electronically. I assume its the same for lions and less dangerous than trying to interfere while the romantic music is playing. Possibly NSFW.

              How to Collect Semen from a Bull for a Breeding Soundness Exam
              Time for your electro shock session Mr NLUK.


              You are next Mr Vetran
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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                That's a hell of a climax.
                Bet he got a shock!!
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  Time for your electro shock session Mr NLUK.


                  You are next Mr Vetran
                  Thank deity I don't have an enlarged prostate like you! Maybe its your wife's little chores that cause it?
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
                    Safe for Work
                    It's a video of a lion cub
                    It was conceived by electro ejaculation of the father, who didn't survive (not visible)
                    Though the father was already dying. They gave him a general anaesthetic, used electrical stimulation to harvest his sperm, then put him down without reviving him. The sperm harvesting didn't cause his death.

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