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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostFancy giving us context so we know whether this post is worthy of the incoming -ve before opening the link?
It's a video of a lion cub
It was conceived by electro ejaculation of the father, who didn't survive (not visible)Comment
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Originally posted by Eirikur View PostSafe for Work
It's a video of a lion cub
It was conceived by electro ejaculation of the father, who didn't survive (not visible)'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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It sure beats the chap in a bowler hat shoving a fake pottery & rubber vagina with its own hot water bottle between a mating bull & cow. This was how they did it 40 years ago.
Now it seems they tickle their prostate electronically. I assume its the same for lions and less dangerous than trying to interfere while the romantic music is playing. Possibly NSFW.
How to Collect Semen from a Bull for a Breeding Soundness ExamAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Eirikur View PostIt was conceived by electro ejaculation of the father, who didn't survive (not visible)Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostIt sure beats the chap in a bowler hat shoving a fake pottery & rubber vagina with its own hot water bottle between a mating bull & cow. This was how they did it 40 years ago.
Now it seems they tickle their prostate electronically. I assume its the same for lions and less dangerous than trying to interfere while the romantic music is playing. Possibly NSFW.
How to Collect Semen from a Bull for a Breeding Soundness Exam
You are next Mr Vetran
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostThat's a hell of a climax.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostTime for your electro shock session Mr NLUK.
You are next Mr Vetran
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Eirikur View PostSafe for Work
It's a video of a lion cub
It was conceived by electro ejaculation of the father, who didn't survive (not visible)Comment
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