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    Rectal DOOM

    “ MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH IN BATTLE AGAINST COVID-19: BEIJING NOW OFFERING ‘RECTAL’ CORONAVIRUS TESTS

    What was once a “joke” on the Hammer and Nigel Show has become a reality in Beijing thanks to the miracle of modern medicine: Rectal Coronavirus Tests.

    Thank goodness because nasal swabs, while incredibly accurate, were SO uncomfortable. In fact, we suspect it’s one of the reasons that so many people are reluctant to get tested.”

    Major Breakthrough in Battle Against COVID-19: Beijing Now Offering 'Rectal' Coronavirus Tests | 93.1FM WIBC


    #2
    Yeh, Think I'd rather have it up there than up me nose.

    PS A swab I mean.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #3
      It's going to make the drive-in centres interesting, you pull up then moon them through your window?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        It's going to make the drive-in centres interesting, you pull up then moon them through your window?
        No, they'll drill through the cars floor like in Total Recall...

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          No, they'll drill through the cars floor like in Total Recall...

          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6

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              #7
              Well played
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                There will be glory holes in testing centres

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  Yeh, Think I'd rather have it up there than up me nose.

                  PS A swab I mean.
                  I've had the nose/throat covid test and agree that I'd prefer a swab up the bottom.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by edison View Post
                    I've had the nose/throat covid test and agree that I'd prefer a swab up the bottom.
                    You do realise that they still have to reach your nostrils and throat?

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