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    > NELSON MANDELA
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    > Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer
    > when
    > he hears a knock at the door.
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    > When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man,
    > clutching a
    > clip board and yelling,
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    > "You Sign! You sign!"
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    > Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
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    > Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese
    > man
    > starts to yell louder,
    >
    >
    > "You Sign! You sign!"
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    > Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man",
    > and
    > shuts the door in his face.
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    > The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
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    > When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge
    > truck of
    > brake pads.
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    > He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
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    > "You sign! You sign!"
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    > Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the
    > little
    > Chinese man back, shouting:
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    > "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!"
    > Then he
    > slams the door in his face again.
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    > The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon,
    > he
    > hears a knock on the door again.
    >
    >
    > On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man
    > thrusting a
    > clipboard under his nose, shouting,
    >
    >
    > "You sign! You sign!"
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    > Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
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    > This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the
    > little Man
    > by his shirt front and yells at him:
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    > "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the
    > wrong
    > name! Who do you want to give these to?"
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    > The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his
    > clipboard, and
    > says:
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    > (It's a beauty)
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    > (Wait for it)
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    > (Get your best Chinese accent ready)
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    > "You not Nissan Main Deala?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by milanbenes
    >
    > NELSON MANDELA
    >
    >
    > Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer
    > when
    > he hears a knock at the door.
    >
    >
    > When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man,
    > clutching a
    > clip board and yelling,
    >
    >
    > "You Sign! You sign!"
    >
    >
    > Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
    >
    >
    > Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese
    > man
    > starts to yell louder,
    >
    >
    > "You Sign! You sign!"
    >
    >
    > Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man",
    > and
    > shuts the door in his face.
    >
    >
    > The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
    >
    >
    > When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge
    > truck of
    > brake pads.
    >
    >
    > He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
    >
    >
    > "You sign! You sign!"
    >
    >
    > Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the
    > little
    > Chinese man back, shouting:
    >
    >
    > "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!"
    > Then he
    > slams the door in his face again.
    >
    >
    > The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon,
    > he
    > hears a knock on the door again.
    >
    >
    > On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man
    > thrusting a
    > clipboard under his nose, shouting,
    >
    >
    > "You sign! You sign!"
    >
    >
    > Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
    >
    >
    > This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the
    > little Man
    > by his shirt front and yells at him:
    >
    >
    > "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the
    > wrong
    > name! Who do you want to give these to?"
    >
    >
    > The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his
    > clipboard, and
    > says:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > (It's a beauty)
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
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    >
    > (Wait for it)
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    > (Get your best Chinese accent ready)
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    > "You not Nissan Main Deala?"

    You're about six years too late. I remember hearing that in the pub in 2001

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    This joke should have stayed under house arrest.
    Why the avatar? Well anyone accused of plotting against Gordon Brown can't be all bad.

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    ja ja ja

    you always say that

    Milan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by milanbenes
    ja ja ja

    you always say that

    Milan.
    As a chinese man I find this post very distasteful.

    See you in court.
    Call the cops

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    Quote Originally Posted by freakydancer
    As a chinese man I find this post very distasteful.

    See you in court.
    Have we discovered a Chink in your armour?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epiphone
    Have we discovered a Chink in your armour?
    Racist!!
    Call the cops

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    Quote Originally Posted by freakydancer
    Racist!!
    Your choice of emoticon has aggrevated my Hormephobia and I just saw a man with a beard. The resulting panic attack has directly led to me eating part of my stapler and I will be claiming compensation.

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    That reminds me of this old chestnut:

    A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheelie bins.
    He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door.
    Eventually a Chinese man answers... "Harro", he says.
    "Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
    "I bin on toiret" replies the Chinese bloke, looking perplexed.
    "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
    "I dust bin on toiret I told you" says the Chinese man.
    "Mate", says the dustman..."you're misunderstanding me... Where's your wheelie bin?"
    "OK, OK", says the Chinese guy. "I wheelie bin having w@nk"
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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    bravo !

    Milan.

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