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    Just been offered some free tickets to go see Jeremy Kyle..

    for those who are not on the bench at present he is an arrogant self righteous Jerry Springer wannabe who comes out with quotes like "shut up, its my show, i'll have my say thank you very much"

    Do i go for the laugh? or stay away to save my sanity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chef View Post
    Just been offered some free tickets to go see Jeremy Kyle..

    for those who are not on the bench at present he is an arrogant self righteous Jerry Springer wannabe who comes out with quotes like "shut up, its my show, i'll have my say thank you very much"

    Do i go for the laugh? or stay away to save my sanity?
    Go, for the beers and a laugh - but take your PSP and headphones in case it gets boring.

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    the show will be "mum your toyboy lover will never replace your dad" .. i think


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    Nah - I wouldn't bother. If it was Dad, your gorgeous blond will never replace our mum, on the other hand...

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    Quote Originally Posted by realityhack View Post
    Go, for the beers and a laugh - but take your PSP and headphones in case it gets boring.
    Make sure they are really, really big headphones, so if you're visible on TV then it's obvious that you're not listening.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Make sure they are really, really big headphones, so if you're visible on TV then it's obvious that you're not listening.

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    They put all the dregs of humanity on that show...makes the arguement for natural deslection more appealing.....

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    I think you should stand up and say "I don't care about this when Brothers are dying the mud" then attack him


    Like the infamous 'The Time the Place' takeover
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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    i'll have to go buy some big gold hoop earings for the missus and the mandatory chav scum scrunchie and i'll get a fake gold signet ring and the latest white addidas track suit complete with burberry cap

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    Quote Originally Posted by chef View Post
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    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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