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People with ergonomic keyboards, are they all cnuts?

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    #21
    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    My brother was once employed in Ireland to give basic computer lessons. On guy on the course complained that his mouse was hard to use. He had it upside down and was trying to use it like a trackball
    Best mouse gag: Scottie's use of one in Star Trek: The Voyage Home.

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      #22
      Yes, people with ergonomic keyboards are cnuts, just as people with one handed keyboards are w*****$.

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        #23
        Does that include those with only one hand?
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #24
          Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
          Does that include those with only one hand?
          ... and as for those showoffs that do it with a straw...

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            #25
            lol

            My wife works in a 'special' school and my son almost pi55ed himself when she told him how one of the kids types with his head. She had to explain that they have a screen which he presses with his head at the right moment.


            jkmhk,mlca - there you go I just tried it on my laptop. Lets see how the spell checker does.
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #26
              I have been using a German keybord for the last 5 years, still getting used to UK layout again.
              Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                #27
                Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                I have been using a German keybord for the last 5 years, still getting used to UK layout again.
                Is it an Enigma machine? That'd explain the 5-year learning curve.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Bit of a bitch for the touch typist...

                  http://www.nsa.gov/gallery/photo/photo00005.jpg

                  How did the P migrate down there?
                  I bet that misplaced "P" cost them the war!

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                    #29
                    I know I've brought this thread back from the dead but I've just visited a user who has one of these:

                    http://www.maltron.com/maltron-kbd-dual.html

                    and one of these:

                    http://www.kinesis-ergo.com/roller_mouse.htm

                    The freak!!
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                      I know I've brought this thread back from the dead but I've just visited a user who has one of these:

                      http://www.maltron.com/maltron-kbd-dual.html

                      and one of these:

                      http://www.kinesis-ergo.com/roller_mouse.htm

                      The freak!!
                      Is his name Patrick by any chance?

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