Dear Bank of England... Dear Bank of England...
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    scooterscot is a fount of knowledge

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    Default Dear Bank of England...

    From BBC hys:

    "I’ve just had a very bad night at the casino after losing heavily on the dogs yesterday, this is causing me a short term liquidity problem which may result in my not being able to house or feed my family, I would like to ask the Bank of England for a loan to cover my short-sightedness. I really do realise how stupid I have been with money but without the loan my dog will suffer; a few hundred million should cover my ineptness.

    Thanking you in advance for bailing me out."

    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Contractor Among Contractors

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    Default Waste of time

    unless you're in a trades union of course........
    Why not?

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