Originally posted by DBA_bloke
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There's some dozy fecker here who keeps turning the fridge down in what I can only assume is some misguided attempt to save the planet, what they don't realise is I now have to buy 2 pints of milk a week as one just won't last, this has the knock on effect of increasing road freight and killing polar bears... if only they knew.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
It's been said before, but I will say it again: If we ALL turned our fridges up to maximum coldness, this global warming thing would be over in a week. I blame the Scientists - too busy aguing to see the most obvious answer.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostThere's some dozy fecker here who keeps turning the fridge down in what I can only assume is some misguided attempt to save the planet, what they don't realise is I now have to buy 2 pints of milk a week as one just won't last, this has the knock on effect of increasing road freight and killing polar bears... if only they knew.Comment
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"I now have to buy 2 pints of milk a week as one just won't last"
Which results in the need for more cows to produce the milk. More cows = more cows @rses which produce more gas which adds to the greenhouse effect. I've bought an ice machine which I'm running 24/7 and I'm 'releasing' the cubes into a small river. One day I hope that they may find their way back to one of the poles to reverse this trend. I know my machine uses a lot of power but I'll gladly pay extra to do my bit.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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