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The other night I had a dream...

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    The other night I had a dream...

    ...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?

    #2
    Only if you enjoyed it (in the dream).
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
      ...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?
      Male or female?

      Was it a/the cross-dressing dwarf?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Male or female?

        Was it a/the cross-dressing dwarf?
        Definitely a lady.

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          #5
          I had a dream about Jessica Alba the other night. That was f'in awesome!
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #6
            Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
            ...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?
            Do you know any red heads? Could be a premonition. Best put on a clean pair of underpants.
            First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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              #7
              Originally posted by _V_ View Post
              Do you know any red heads? Could be a premonition. Best put on a clean pair of underpants.
              Better still, go commando!

              dib dib dib!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                ...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?
                Depends.

                Was she comatose?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                  ...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?
                  Only if she is called Susan or Christine

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                    ...that I was sh@gging a red-head. Should I be worried?
                    Depends. Male or female?
                    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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