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The "Ask Beaker" thread.
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Originally posted by beaker View PostHe walks"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View PostDrives it home the night before, looking at the forecast (my Dad was an occasional snowplough driver)."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostSo, the weather (snow) is so bad thatthe snow plough driver is required to take plough out to clear the roads...and you think he has to walk to work?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Originally posted by MrRobin View PostWho was it that said something along the lines of
I cannot prove whether or not God exists but since if he does, the benefit of belief is eternal happiness in heaven and the cost of not believing is hell, and if he doesn't exist the cost or benefit is nothing, then there is infinite reason to believe.
Was it Newton? I'm sure he expressed it much better than I just did.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by beaker View PostHe's used to it"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostPascal, I think.It's about time I changed this sig...Comment
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostYour not very good at this font of knowledge thing are you?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Originally posted by beaker View PostTry me"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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