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The "Ask Beaker" thread.

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    #11
    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    How does the man that drives the snow plough, get to work in the morning?
    Drives it home the night before, looking at the forecast (my Dad was an occasional snowplough driver).
    Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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      #12
      Originally posted by beaker View Post
      He walks
      So, the weather (snow) is so bad thatthe snow plough driver is required to take plough out to clear the roads...and you think he has to walk to work?
      "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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        #13
        Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View Post
        Drives it home the night before, looking at the forecast (my Dad was an occasional snowplough driver).
        With a damn large drive .....what if the driver did not have a large drive?
        "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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          #14
          Originally posted by daviejones View Post
          So, the weather (snow) is so bad thatthe snow plough driver is required to take plough out to clear the roads...and you think he has to walk to work?
          He's used to it
          Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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            #15
            Originally posted by MrRobin View Post
            Who was it that said something along the lines of

            I cannot prove whether or not God exists but since if he does, the benefit of belief is eternal happiness in heaven and the cost of not believing is hell, and if he doesn't exist the cost or benefit is nothing, then there is infinite reason to believe.

            Was it Newton? I'm sure he expressed it much better than I just did.
            Pascal, I think.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #16
              Originally posted by beaker View Post
              He's used to it
              Your not very good at this font of knowledge thing are you?
              "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                #17
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Pascal, I think.
                I thought it was Oolon Colluphid?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  Pascal, I think.
                  Ah yes, you are right. Pascal's Wager it is called.
                  It's about time I changed this sig...

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
                    Your not very good at this font of knowledge thing are you?
                    Try me
                    Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by beaker View Post
                      Try me
                      I did...but found the answers less than convincing...maybe we need to send you to font of knowledge classes
                      "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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