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    Default There we are, tape a boiled egg to your bum

    Learn from nature

    http://www.newscientist.com/article/...h-fake-it.html

    The gene was found in the cichlid fish, where the males have evolved a way to lure females close so that they can squirt sperm into their mouths.

    But males of certain cichlid species in east Africa have evolved a way to increase the odds that females take up their sperm. Oval yellow markings resembling the eggs are found on the anal or pelvic fins. When a female approaches the male, she thinks she sees an egg on its fin, so tries to vacuum it up in her mouth – and get a mouthful of sperm from the canny male in the process.
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    I'll give it a go. Thanks.
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    I've used the "in your mouth" approach for quite a few years... can't say it helped with procreation

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    I've been using the boiled egg taped to my bum trick for years - now you ruin it by telling everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrew_neil_uk View Post
    I've been using the boiled egg taped to my bum trick for years - now you ruin it by telling everyone.
    Me too, except I use a bunch of grapes.







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    "The gene was found in the cichlid fish, where the males have evolved a way to lure females close so that they can squirt sperm into their mouths. "

    I can do that but my wife goes mad as it tends to wake her up.
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