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    A woman is suing her husband after she Googled him - and found out he had won £298,000 of a group £5m win on the lottery.

    Donna Campbell became suspicious of her man when he kept turning the TV off and disconnecting the telephone.

    Ms Campbell is now suing Arnim Ramdass for her share of his good luck.

    Poor compensation for a life with that surname!

    Question: Would you tell your wife if you won big on the lottery?

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    I didn't
    I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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    Quote Originally Posted by wobbegong View Post
    A woman is suing her husband after she Googled him - and found out he had won £298,000 of a group £5m win on the lottery.

    Donna Campbell became suspicious of her man when he kept turning the TV off and disconnecting the telephone.

    Ms Campbell is now suing Arnim Ramdass for her share of his good luck.

    Poor compensation for a life with that surname!

    Question: Would you tell your wife if you won big on the lottery?
    Honey, pack your bags, I've won the lottery.

    "Should I pack for hot or cold?"

    I don't care. Just feck off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Honey, pack your bags, I've won the lottery.

    "Should I pack for hot or cold?"

    I don't care. Just flip off.

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    £298k is not a great deal of money nowadays. I mean like what's he gonna do ... pay off the mortgage maybe? oooooooo.

    Thing is, had he told his wife she'd have squandered it on meaningless trinkets and general crap.

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