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    Take one staunch Tory suppiort.

    Apply for "Junior Clerk" in public sector.

    Pretend you have lost all the data in the post.

    Result:

    Labour government badly damaged

    Tories:

    Looking smug


    Discuss.
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    Is suppiort a posh way of saying support?

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    They are not clever enough to come up with that plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troll View Post
    Is suppiort a posh way of saying support?
    Yah, okay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Take one staunch Tory suppiort.

    Apply for "Junior Clerk" in public sector.

    Pretend you have lost all the data in the post.

    Result:

    Labour government badly damaged

    Tories:

    Looking smug


    Discuss.
    Take one staunch Tory suppiort.

    Apply for "Junior MP" job.

    Pretend to be a socialist.

    Result:

    Conservatibve and labour government badly damaged


    No one looking smug: but retire filthy rich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Take one staunch Tory suppiort.

    Apply for "Junior Clerk" in public sector.

    Pretend you have lost all the data in the post.

    Result:

    Labour government badly damaged

    Tories:

    Looking smug


    Discuss.
    Tory Shadow Chancellor wasn't looking that smug on Newsnight yesterday.

    The professor from Cambridge was though.

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    Better still, get a job as a low level IT person in the HMRC. Download all the data and sell it to the highest bidder. It's one hell of a big validated list.
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    I preferred version 1!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    Tory Shadow Chancellor wasn't looking that smug on Newsnight yesterday.
    I didn't think he did that badly... obviously briefed not to engage in mud slinging but to play the 'we are concerned for our nation' in this hour of need approach

    I thought the Prof could have been more "we told you so" but he was probally keeping one eye on future lucrative Govt contracts.

    Thought the woman was dire ... def a candidate for head on spike award

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