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    Another cracking plan b...

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

    Hands trembling, Joanna Whiteley nervously took a sip of wine from her glass. She hoped it would calm her nerves as she waited in a bar for her first date with Steve, a thirtysomething IT consultant.

    What if he was anti-social, self-obsessed or - perish the thought - unattractive in the flesh (sasguru is that you? ), she thought. Worse still, what if there was a mutual dislike between them?

    Fortunately for her, Joanna needn't have worried. Within minutes of Steve arriving for their date, she found him to be charming, articulate and handsome. But then he should be, given that Joanna was paying £350 for his company.

    The 36-year-old interior designer from Winchester, had chosen to "hire" Steve, a male escort, to accompany her to an important business ball that evening.



    Something to consider when on the bench.

    #2
    Nah – it’s still trading time for money – that’s no plan B!
    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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      #3
      Originally posted by Jog On View Post
      Nah – it’s still trading time for money – that’s no plan B!
      Sub it out to an army of immigrants.

      HTH

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Sub it out to an army of immigrants.

        HTH
        Preferable one that's "charming, articulate and handsome"
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #5
          Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
          Preferable one that's "charming, articulate and handsome"
          AtW?

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Sub it out to an army of immigrants.

            HTH
            Totally not related but that has got me thinking about the Sub of the Day i wonder what it is....anyone walked past Subway this morning.
            Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              AtW?

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