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    CONTACT CLAIM PROCESSING DEPARTMENT!!!
    E-MAIL INTERNATIONAL DRAW
    Nederlandse Staatsloterij
    Post bus 3334, 5902 RH Venlo
    Den Haag, The - Netherlands
    YOUR REF. No: SNL/9149857620/AT1
    YOUR BATCH NO: VW-070SB09-07.
    http://www.staatsloterij.nl

    We are pleased to inform you of the result of
    the Staatsloterij International Prize award
    Winners that was held on the 17th December
    2007 ,the result was released on the 25th of
    October 2007 . Your email address have been
    selected as one of the lucky winning
    Address,therefore you have been approved for
    a lump sum payout of Euro 920,000.00. (Nine
    Hundred And Twenty Thousand Euro Only) in the
    3rd category winners.Your email address
    attached to a Ticket numbers 7775114-6410
    with Serial No:472-9768-98.
    Congratulations!!!
    All participants where selected through a
    computer ballot system drawn from over
    20,000 company and 30,000,000individual
    email addresses and names from all over the
    world drawn from Europe. America, Asia,
    Australia,New Zealand, Middle East,parts of
    Africa, North and South America.We hope with
    part of your winning you will take part in our
    next year 50 million international lottery. To file
    for your claim, please contact our claim-
    processing department with the contact
    information below:
    ***************************************
    *****
    Mr. Ambrose Cooper
    Staatsloterij NL
    (STAATSLOTERIJCLAIM PROCESSING
    DEPARTMENT)
    Tel: +31- 624 596 920
    Fax: +31 847 550 927
    Email:ambrosecooper@aim.com
    ***************************************
    *********
    We expect you to provide them with the
    information below for the processing of your
    winning documents.
    1). FULL NAMES:..................................
    2). AGE: ........................................
    3). OCCUPATION :.................................
    4). SEX:.........................................
    5). PHONES AND FAX NUMBERS:......................
    6). COUNTRY OF RESIDENT:..........................
    7). NATIONALITY: ................................
    8). A PHOTO COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL
    PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE.
    9). MAILING ADDRESS:.............................
    10).ANNUAL INCOME.................................
    11).AMOUNT WON:..................................
    12).REFRENCE NUMBERS.............................
    13).BATCH NUMBERS...............................
    14). YOUR WINNING EMAIL
    ADDRESS..................
    15). SERIAL NUMBERS...............................
    16). TICKET NUMBERS..............................
    NOTE: All winnings must be claimed not later
    than 17th of December 2007,after this date all
    unclaimed funds will be included in the next
    Promotion stake. .Anybody under the age of 18 is
    automatically disqualified. The award
    is sponsored by a consortium of software
    promotion companies.The Intel Group,
    Toshiba, Dell Computers, Dutch yahoomail
    server, Orange home mail server, Microsoft and
    other international companies.
    Congratulation once again from all our
    members of staff, we expect you to make good
    use of the funds.
    Yours Sincerely,

    Eliza Van Oosten (Mrs).
    (Staatsloterij Promotions Coordinator)
    I think I'll take next year off!!!

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    Great!

    Such a stream lined system to claim the winnings as well!

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    Cool, you've won a draw that hasn't happened yet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by r0bly0ns View Post
    Cool, you've won a draw that hasn't happened yet!
    Good spot!

    In which case, only threaded could know the result.

    Or a Time Lord I suppose.

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    I think I could be in the very same sort of situation if I play my cards right.

    From the Desk of: ENGR. SOLOMON ZUMA(B.SC, M.SC, Ph.D., MNIE, FIE)
    DIRECTOR PROJECT IMPLEMENTATION
    DEPARTMENT OF MINERALS & ENERGY
    NELSON MANDELA BUILDING,
    PRETORIA SOUTH AFRICA.
    TEL : +27-83-2061483

    Dear Sir,

    URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL

    It is my great pleasure in writing you this letter on behalf of my
    colleagues. Your particulars were given to me by a member of the South
    Africa Export Promotion Council (S.E.P.C) who was with the federal
    government delegation to your country during a trade exhibition.

    I have decided to seek a confidential co-operation with you in the
    execution of the deal described hereunder for the benefit of all parties
    and hope you will keep it as top secret because of the nature of this
    business.

    I am Engr. Solomon Zuma, Director Of Project Implementation, South Africa
    Department of Minerals & Energy I am making this contact with you, based
    on the committee’s need for an Individual/company who is willing to assist
    us in the execution of this business. Within the Department of Minerals &
    Energy, where I work as the Director of Project Implementation and with
    the good co-operation of four other top officials, we have in our
    possession as over due payment bil ls, totaling Sixteen Million, Four
    Hundred Thousand United States Dollars US$16,400,000) Which we want to
    transfer abroad with the assistance and co-operation of A Foreign
    Company/individual to receive the said funds on our behalf. More so, we
    are handicap in these circumstances, as the South African Civil Services
    code of conduct does not allow us to operate an offshore account. Hence
    your importance in this transaction.

    This amount $116.4Million represents the balance of the total contract
    value executed on behalf of my ministry by a Foreign Contracting Firm,
    which we the Officials over invoiced deliberately. Though the actual
    contract cost has been paid to the original contractor, leaving the
    balance in the tune of the said amount, which we have in principles
    gotten approval to remit by Key Tested Telegraphic Transfer (K.T.T). to
    any Foreign Bank Account you will provide by filing an Application through
    the Ministry Of Justice here in South Africa, for the transfer of rights
    and privileges of the former contractor to you.

    I have the Authority of my partners involved to propose that you should
    be willing to assist us in this transaction, your share of the sum is 30%
    of
    the $16.4Million, 60% for us and 5% for taxation and miscellaneous
    expenses and remaining 5% will be for charity organization. The
    transaction itself is 100% safe, on your part provided you treats it with
    utmost secrecy and confidentiality. Also, your area of specialization is
    not a hindrance to the successful execution of this transaction. I have
    reposed my confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint me

    I want to assure you that my partner and myself are in the position to
    make the payment of this claim possible, provided that you can give us a
    very strong assurance and guarantee that the funds will be secured and
    please, remember to treat this matter very confidential, because we will
    not comprehend with any form of exposure as we are still in active
    Government service. I wait in anticipation of your fullest co-operation
    and your earliest responds.TEL: +27-83-2061483
    Thank you for your co-operation.

    Yours faithfully,


    ENGR. SOLOMON ZUMA
    (DIRECTOR PROJECT IMPLEMENTATION )
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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    Nice work Tony. Cut me in!

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    No! It's all mine. MINE I tell ya!
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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